Scent Aficionado Gifts

Men's Fragrances

"Maybe it's your cologne. Here, try this."

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

'I like your after-shave. It kills flies.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"It's been tested in a harem."

"I suspect my wife is seeing another camel. Her hump reeks of Aqua Velva."

"I don't understand, the advert said that that aftershave would have women falling over me!"

"Do you have anything that reeks of power?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

Some scents are nonsense.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Aromatherapy for Men

"The antidote is $150."

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'