Quirky Fragrance Seeker Gifts

"My boyfriend's fifteen. . . do you have any perfume that smells like pizza?"

wattle covers

Some scents are nonsense.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"Does she like to smell strange?"

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

'Those plug in air-fresheners seem to do the trick.'

Face painting vs bottom painting

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

Emo Snail

Attention seeking perfume

Fish Pedicure

Something without the sexual connotation, please.

"It's apple-scented Purell."

'What have you got that smells like a 52 inch, plasma screen TV with surround sound audio and voice activated DVR and remote...?'

Cargo briefs

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

"I know we're just work acquaintances, but I think your skin should smell like watermelon and your home should smell like chai-peach crème brûlée."

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

Flip This Housecoat

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

Giant Shoe Sale

'I like your after-shave. It kills flies.'

Turtle wearing bunny slippers.

'Would you have anything with that design in a tubetop?'

Suntan Lotion - Three Exciting Fragrances: Barbecue, Smokey Bacon and Sunday Roasts.

Workmen's fashions

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

"It's a gift for my husband. Something with an aphrodisiac would be good!"

'These are crazy ideas - Have you no common scents!'

'Got any of those pine tree air fresheners?'

I didn't know you were keen on jogging!

Like my earrings? They're cellphones.

'It's a pity you can't smell it: Such a perfume...'