Fragrance Seeker Gifts

'These are crazy ideas - Have you no common scents!'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Bad for you but to die for

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Canine Scentipede

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Pheromones.

"Habanero ..."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Excess

An archeologist uncovers a nasty stench in 'The Discovery of King TOOT-IN-COFFIN'.

...and a pooty fruity!

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'