Fragrance Seeker Gifts

'These are crazy ideas - Have you no common scents!'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Bad for you but to die for

Canine Scentipede

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Pheromones.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"Habanero ..."

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Excess

An archeologist uncovers a nasty stench in 'The Discovery of King TOOT-IN-COFFIN'.

...and a pooty fruity!

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.