Fragrance Explorer Gifts

"Does she like to smell strange?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Too much cilantro

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

I love Cannelloni

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Tzatzikicicle

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Pheromones.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Habanero ..."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."