Scent Explorer Gifts

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

'I must smell more.'

"I'm new in town. What stinks?"

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

'Your husband will love this after shave... It's jasmine, musk and just a hint of barbecue sauce.'

New Car Smell Perfume

'What are these coloured squares on the menu?' - 'Scratch and sniff.'

'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'

"It's the Facebook of scentual media."

"The deodorant spray makes me smell funny."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Canine Scentipede

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Aromatherapy for Men

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

The Sensitive Dude.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'