Scent Adventurer Gifts

'Oh, it's just what I wanted!'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'Do you have any of the perfume that makes me look like Angelina Jolie?'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Guitar Man.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Aromatherapy for Men

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Joe Henry

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'Whatever he's eating.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Coffee Menu

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Ding" "Dong"

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'