Scent Admirer Gifts

'It's only Wednesday but something in the air makes me obsess about the weekend!'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Aromatherapy for Men

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"Great Perfume!"

"What pheromone are you using?"