Scent Admirer Prints

'It's only Wednesday but something in the air makes me obsess about the weekend!'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Aromatherapy for Men

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

"What pheromone are you using?"

Excess