Sensory Adventurer Gifts

We process all information through our senses...

"Warm buttery overtones reminiscent of the summer sun setting over the Tuscan hills. A reipe peppery bouquet, shame it tastes like camel piss."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Ding" "Dong"

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

'Scenic route?'

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

"Just Breathe, and think to yourself, 'what does my heart truly desire?'"

Saville Row surprise

"I'm feeling rather spirited tonight, James. Put on something Mozarty but with a touch of Hendrix."

'Hoarse play.'

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."

Peculiar Instruments From Around The World

Tactile Art.

"I love Italian boots."

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'