Extra-sensory Explorer Gifts

How psychics keep out the riffraff...

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Cliff Notes

Cometh the Cow!

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."