Sensory Explorer Gifts

Eye Exam Room/ASMR Viewing Room

"Ow! Ow! Ow..." "On second thought, I should have made gazpacho."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Tinnitus?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

I think therefore I am.

The Sensitive Dude.

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I must smell more.'

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Sensory confusion syndrome.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

'Thirteen'

"It's the Facebook of scentual media."

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

"Hold that fixation."

"First, I did things for my parents' approval, then I did things for my parents' disapproval, and now I don't know why I do things."

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

'Alex, you're getting more aloof by the day. You're binge meditating again, aren't you?'

Hypnotherapy: prices subject to change without conscious notice.

An awareness of the human condition momentarily held up the breakfast preparations.

"This is my son the non-traditional healer."

Tactile Art.

'No wonder you haven't found yourself yet, men can't find anything.'