Smell Explorer Gifts

Man with big nose smelling various things.

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

'Oh, man, Russell,,,it really smells like death in here'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

I love Cannelloni

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

Tzatzikicicle

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Pheromones.

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Habanero ..."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

A consumer guide to cheese.

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'