Odor Explorer Gifts

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

Acme Fertilizers - Man Smells Something Funny.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Cheese Secret

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

'I must smell more.'

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"Does she like to smell strange?"

Dutch Courage

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Punk Rock

"It's the Facebook of scentual media."

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"Pew researchers!"

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

'Do you have any coffee?'

'Keep it simple I said...only use three chords I said...'

'What have you got that smells like a 52 inch, plasma screen TV with surround sound audio and voice activated DVR and remote...?'

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

I just wish he'd warn us when he's going to have an out-of-body-odor experience.

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

'Let me know when you feel wonderfully refreshed by the fragrances of botanicals grown in water.'

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'

New Car Smell Perfume

Bio Lab. You crossed a stink bug with a segmented worm? What do you call it? A "scentipede"!

Grappa Pump