Odor Explorer Gifts

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

Acme Fertilizers - Man Smells Something Funny.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Cheese Secret

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

'I must smell more.'

Dutch Courage

"Does she like to smell strange?"

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Punk Rock

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

"It's the Facebook of scentual media."

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

'Do you have any coffee?'

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'Keep it simple I said...only use three chords I said...'

'What have you got that smells like a 52 inch, plasma screen TV with surround sound audio and voice activated DVR and remote...?'

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

'Let me know when you feel wonderfully refreshed by the fragrances of botanicals grown in water.'

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'

Smelly fish.

New Car Smell Perfume

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

Beer is made by men, wine by god.

Grappa Pump

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'