Odor Detective Gifts

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Fire at the Bisto Factory

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

"Pew researchers!"

Camp Games

I just wish he'd warn us when he's going to have an out-of-body-odor experience.

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

'What have you got?.' 'If you don't smell it we haven't got it.'

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

'I wonder if anyone will miss me after I'm gone?' 'Would you like to pay your bar tab now?'

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

'Ol' Zeke across the mountain's been stealing all my business with his new low-carb moonshine!'

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

Dept. of funny smells

'So, how's that whole aroma therapy thing going?'