Smell Detectives Gifts

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Have you no common scents?!'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"Do you smell something?"

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

A consumer guide to cheese.

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"No offense."

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

'Don't pay any attention to him . . . his social networking relies on his sense of smell.'

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."