Funny Smell Detective Gifts

The milk aways smelled 'funny' to Giggles.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Have you no common scents?!'

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Do you smell something?"

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'Put it under my microscope!'

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Again, that's yours.