Odor Detecter Gifts

Dept. of funny smells

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

Fumes from furniture

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Canadian wildfires

Introducing...The Creeping Draft

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

"Pew researchers!"

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

I just wish he'd warn us when he's going to have an out-of-body-odor experience.

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

'What have you got?.' 'If you don't smell it we haven't got it.'

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

Psst … How can you tell the twins apart? They smell identical!

'School of chiropody? You can't miss it. Straight down here and it's next to the parmesan cheese factory.'

Smelly fish.

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"