Smoke Detector Gifts

Smoking and no smoking.

Man lighting up in offices of ASH, saying 'Do you mind if I smoke?'

No Smoking.

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

"We've come here to smoke."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Canadian wildfires

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Warning.

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

The cost of smoking

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

'Looks like Mom is making the chicken extra-crispy again.'

'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'

'I prefer these imported cigarettes - they don't have a health warning.'

Passenger on a train blaming a clerical man for smoking

"We're in for a real treat tonight. Freddy's preparing his blackened swordfish."

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

"Yeah yeah, 'monkey see, monkey do', but your mum is right: do as I say, not as I do!"

'Harlow, perhaps you should go back to SMOKING!'