Smoke Sniffer Gifts

Canadian wildfires

'Arrest that man, officer. His clothes simply reek of cigarette smoke.'

'Since I'm not old enough to smoke, I thought I'd stand here and inhale. I read that the effects of slash burns are as harmful as cigarettes.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

"We've come here to smoke."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Warning.

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

The cost of smoking

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

You've developed a seasonal allergy. Go get this prescription filled and DO NOT stop to smell the flowers!

'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."

'Harlow, perhaps you should go back to SMOKING!'

'Looks like Mom is making the chicken extra-crispy again.'

'I prefer these imported cigarettes - they don't have a health warning.'

"Yeah yeah, 'monkey see, monkey do', but your mum is right: do as I say, not as I do!"

"We're in for a real treat tonight. Freddy's preparing his blackened swordfish."

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

"Gee, I'd be lost without your constant peer pressure."

'What do you mean you don't like to chase cars? how can you resist the noise, the danger, the smell of exhaust fumes?'