Smoke Detector Tester Gifts

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

"We're in for a real treat tonight. Freddy's preparing his blackened swordfish."

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

No Smoking.

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

"We've come here to smoke."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Canadian wildfires

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Warning.

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

The cost of smoking

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

New parents refusing to change their baby's nappy

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."

"Yeah yeah, 'monkey see, monkey do', but your mum is right: do as I say, not as I do!"

Passenger on a train blaming a clerical man for smoking

'No, I can never reach to light my own either!'

'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'

'Looks like Mom is making the chicken extra-crispy again.'

'I prefer these imported cigarettes - they don't have a health warning.'

'Harlow, perhaps you should go back to SMOKING!'

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

"Gee, I'd be lost without your constant peer pressure."

He doesn't believe we're making any money unless plant five is polluting the atmosphere.