Smoke Signaler Gifts

“Is the smoke bothering you?”

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

"Gee, I'd be lost without your constant peer pressure."

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'I need a cigarette! I'm having a nicotine fit!'

Musical Pipe

The Dangers of E-Cigarettes

"Yeah yeah, 'monkey see, monkey do', but your mum is right: do as I say, not as I do!"

'Blimey what happened?' - 'Somebody lit up a cigarette in the bar!'

Chain Smoking

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

Man lighting up in offices of ASH, saying 'Do you mind if I smoke?'

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

Smokers hiding.

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"You've got a vapeworm."

"We've come here to smoke."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

No Smoking.

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'You rang?'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

Factory Pollution.

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

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