Smoke Signal Enthusiast Gifts

Smoke signals

NIC-O-TEEN.

'It's from my wife, she says, 'Bring water... teepee is on fire'...!'

"There's no need to shout!"

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

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'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'It doesn't mean anything. That's just my wife getting ready to smoke my catch of the day.'

'That's not a smoke signal. That's your father lighting up one of his cheap cigars.'

"He's a man of few words."

'He been like that ever since I gave him patch to give up peace pipe.'

"Maynard! Are you blowing smoke through the fence at Mrs. Woolsey again?"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

No Smoking.

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

"We've come here to smoke."

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'You rang?'

Factory Pollution.

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron