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Smoke signals

'We got anyone who speaks Indian.'

NIC-O-TEEN.

'It's from my wife, she says, 'Bring water... teepee is on fire'...!'

"Its says 'No, you hang up first'!"

"There's no need to shout!"

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

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'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'It doesn't mean anything. That's just my wife getting ready to smoke my catch of the day.'

'That's not a smoke signal. That's your father lighting up one of his cheap cigars.'

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

"He's a man of few words."

'He been like that ever since I gave him patch to give up peace pipe.'

Nope, no answer. We've been playing smoke tag all day.

"Maynard! Are you blowing smoke through the fence at Mrs. Woolsey again?"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

No Smoking.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

Vaping cigarette

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

Factory Pollution.

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'