Smoke Signal Expert T-Shirts

'You rang?'

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Factory Pollution.

"We've come here to smoke."

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

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Pipe Dream

'Push the smoked turkey, the smoked ham, the smoked salmon...'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

The cost of smoking

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

"There's no need to shout!"

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

"Ok, one finger means fastball, two fingers means curve, three fingers means changeup...and quite often I'll flash you the middle finger, because I've always hated your guts!"

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."