Smoke Signal Expert Mugs

'You rang?'

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

Factory Pollution.

"We've come here to smoke."

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

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Pipe Dream

'Push the smoked turkey, the smoked ham, the smoked salmon...'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

The cost of smoking

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

"Ok, one finger means fastball, two fingers means curve, three fingers means changeup...and quite often I'll flash you the middle finger, because I've always hated your guts!"

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

"There's no need to shout!"

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'