Smoke Signal Specialists Mugs

Zeus lights a cigar with a lightning bolt.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

'No thanks. I've got a nicotine patch.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

Factory Pollution.

'You rang?'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"We've come here to smoke."

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Pipe Dream

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

The cost of smoking

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

'I saw your smoke signal.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

"There's no need to shout!"

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"