Smoke Signal Experts Mugs

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

'Red Indian blood.' 'Smoke signals.' Food burning.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

Factory Pollution.

"We've come here to smoke."

'You rang?'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

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'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

Pipe Dream

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"There's no need to shout!"

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'I saw your smoke signal.'

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'