Smoke Signal Scholar Mugs

"Bugger! I was just about to crack his code, when he burnt his blanket."

'It was the new kid in our signal corps who caused this problem.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

Factory Pollution.

"We've come here to smoke."

'You rang?'

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

ECO gallery

Pipe Dream

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"There's no need to shout!"

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

Smoke Signals

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

The cost of smoking

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'I saw your smoke signal.'