Smoke Signal Guru Mugs

Pipe Dream

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"We've come here to smoke."

Factory Pollution.

'You rang?'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

ECO gallery

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

"There's no need to shout!"

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

'I saw your smoke signal.'

Smoke Signals

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'