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Pipe Dream

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"We've come here to smoke."

Factory Pollution.

'You rang?'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

ECO gallery

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"There's no need to shout!"

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

Smoke Signals

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'I saw your smoke signal.'