Smoke Signal Analyst T-Shirts

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

Factory Pollution.

"We've come here to smoke."

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'You rang?'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

ECO gallery

Pipe Dream

Warning.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

The cost of smoking

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"There's no need to shout!"

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

Smoke Signals