Smoke Signal Interpreters T-Shirts

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Factory Pollution.

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"We've come here to smoke."

'You rang?'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

Warning.

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Pipe Dream

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

"There's no need to shout!"

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

The cost of smoking

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'