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This crisis!

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"We've come here to smoke."

'You rang?'

Factory Pollution.

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Warning.

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

Pipe Dream

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'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"There's no need to shout!"

The cost of smoking

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'I saw your smoke signal.'