Smoke Signal Sleuth T-Shirts

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

'You rang?'

Factory Pollution.

"We've come here to smoke."

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

ECO gallery

Warning.

Pipe Dream

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"There's no need to shout!"

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'... Hunt? Runt? Grunt? Bunt? ... Bunt! He's telling the batter to bunt!'

The cost of smoking

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'