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'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

No Smoking.

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

Factory Pollution.

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

"We've come here to smoke."

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'You rang?'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

ECO gallery

Warning.

Pipe Dream

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

The cost of smoking

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

'... Hunt? Runt? Grunt? Bunt? ... Bunt! He's telling the batter to bunt!'

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

Is he urging us to victory or telling us to "take five"? Rome.

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

No You Hang Up

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'