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The cost of smoking

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

"We've come here to smoke."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'You rang?'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

Canadian wildfires

ECO gallery

Warning.

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"There's no need to shout!"

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'I saw your smoke signal.'

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'