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The cost of smoking

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

No Smoking.

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"We've come here to smoke."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'You rang?'

Canadian wildfires

Warning.

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

ECO gallery

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

No You Hang Up

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

'I saw your smoke signal.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"There's no need to shout!"

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."