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'Sorry, Clark, but you know the rules on smoking in this carpool.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

'You rang?'

"We've come here to smoke."

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Canadian wildfires

Warning.

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

The cost of smoking

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

"Uh-oh...Today the ghosts are not happy!"

Passenger on a train blaming a clerical man for smoking

'Harlow, perhaps you should go back to SMOKING!'

'I prefer these imported cigarettes - they don't have a health warning.'

Smoking/Non Smoking Islands.

"Yeah yeah, 'monkey see, monkey do', but your mum is right: do as I say, not as I do!"