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"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"What?!"

Remote control car breakdown.

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

ECO gallery

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"There's no need to shout!"

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

"I don't particularly fancy you, but you're the only one I know who still smokes.'

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

No You Hang Up

Don't smoke in the house

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

Welcome to Hades - No Smoking.

'I'm sorry sir, but the captain can't take off until you light a cigarette.' - German businessman starts 'Smoker's Airline'

"If you could cut the flirting with Cherokee Charlie, the US Cavalry would be appreciative, miss."

Smoking away money.