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"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's time to wake up!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'Your father installed a security system.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Stop Smoking Program.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

Vaping cigarette

'You rang?'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

Nature is not perfect

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

Sergei Rachmaninov

Fire at the Bisto Factory

ECO gallery

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'