Smoke Alarm Expert T-Shirts

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

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Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

'You rang?'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"We've come here to smoke."

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

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Pipe Dream

'Push the smoked turkey, the smoked ham, the smoked salmon...'

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"Ok, one finger means fastball, two fingers means curve, three fingers means changeup...and quite often I'll flash you the middle finger, because I've always hated your guts!"

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

"There's no need to shout!"

The cost of smoking

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

Don't smoke in the house

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"Yeah yeah, 'monkey see, monkey do', but your mum is right: do as I say, not as I do!"

Smoking/Non Smoking Islands.