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"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

"We've come here to smoke."

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

'You rang?'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Canadian wildfires

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

'Push the smoked turkey, the smoked ham, the smoked salmon...'

Warning.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

The cost of smoking

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."

Passenger on a train blaming a clerical man for smoking

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'

"Yeah yeah, 'monkey see, monkey do', but your mum is right: do as I say, not as I do!"

"We're in for a real treat tonight. Freddy's preparing his blackened swordfish."

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

'Looks like Mom is making the chicken extra-crispy again.'