Smoke Detector Expert Mugs

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

'You rang?'

"We've come here to smoke."

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Canadian wildfires

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

Warning.

'Push the smoked turkey, the smoked ham, the smoked salmon...'

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

The cost of smoking

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

"Yeah yeah, 'monkey see, monkey do', but your mum is right: do as I say, not as I do!"

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

"We're in for a real treat tonight. Freddy's preparing his blackened swordfish."

Passenger on a train blaming a clerical man for smoking

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."