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"For what we were about to receive has been postponed."

'Looks like Mom is making the chicken extra-crispy again.'

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

No Smoking.

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

'You rang?'

"We've come here to smoke."

Canadian wildfires

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

Warning.

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

The cost of smoking

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

New parents refusing to change their baby's nappy

Don't smoke in the house

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

"We're in for a real treat tonight. Freddy's preparing his blackened swordfish."

'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'

"Yeah yeah, 'monkey see, monkey do', but your mum is right: do as I say, not as I do!"

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"