Smoke Alarm Tester Prints

"For what we were about to receive has been postponed."

'Looks like Mom is making the chicken extra-crispy again.'

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

No Smoking.

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

"We've come here to smoke."

'You rang?'

Canadian wildfires

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

Warning.

The cost of smoking

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

New parents refusing to change their baby's nappy

Don't smoke in the house

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"Yeah yeah, 'monkey see, monkey do', but your mum is right: do as I say, not as I do!"

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

"We're in for a real treat tonight. Freddy's preparing his blackened swordfish."

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

Jeff tests the smoke alarms.

"Gee, I'd be lost without your constant peer pressure."