Smoke Detector Enthusiast Prints

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

"Dinner will be ready in about 10 minutes"

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'You rang?'

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Canadian wildfires

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

"Will you stop smoking in bed! Our money is in our mattress!"

'I had a great holiday, what do you think of the suntan?'

'Mind if I smoke here, too?'

ECO gallery

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

Tobacconist recomending cigars to a buyer

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."