Smoke Detector Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Dinner will be ready in about 10 minutes"

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

Vaping cigarette

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'You rang?'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

Canadian wildfires

Fire at the Bisto Factory

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

'I had a great holiday, what do you think of the suntan?'

"Will you stop smoking in bed! Our money is in our mattress!"

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

ECO gallery

'Mind if I smoke here, too?'

'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'

'Ugh! What's all this nonsense about passive smoking?' (Wife collapsed in background)

Tobacconist recomending cigars to a buyer

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

'If people don't hate me they want to set fire to me...'

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'Do you mind if I smoke?'