Smoke Alarmist T-Shirts

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

"We've come here to smoke."

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'You rang?'

ECO gallery

Pipe Dream

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

Smoke Signals

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

"There's no need to shout!"

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

No You Hang Up

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

Don't smoke in the house

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'