Smoke Alarmist T-Shirts

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'You rang?'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"We've come here to smoke."

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

Pipe Dream

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'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

"There's no need to shout!"

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

No You Hang Up

Smoke Signals

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

Don't smoke in the house

'Smoking or non-smoking?'