Smoke Alarm Whisperer T-Shirts

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

Jack of all trades

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Musical Pipe

Cat Lover's Leap.

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

The Complete Cycle.

Gentleman's Club Scene

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

Caterpillar Paranoia

Puppy and Kitten.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Cellular Plan

Persian