Smoke Alarm Whisperer Mugs

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

Jack of all trades

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Cat Lover's Leap.

Musical Pipe

Gentleman's Club Scene

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

The Complete Cycle.

Caterpillar Paranoia

Persian

Puppy and Kitten.

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Now I really am sick.'

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Cellular Plan

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa