Wireless Whisperer Mugs

"I just can't seem to turn the Wi-Fi off."

"Your sermon had everyone at rapt attention. Good move cutting the church WiFi."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Jack of all trades

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Fixing the Computer.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Interactive TV news.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

Books of Tablets

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

'Now I really am sick.'

Persian

Cellular Plan

Puppy and Kitten.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'