Wireless Whisperer Pillows

"I just can't seem to turn the Wi-Fi off."

"Your sermon had everyone at rapt attention. Good move cutting the church WiFi."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Jack of all trades

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Fixing the Computer.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Interactive TV news.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Books of Tablets

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'Now I really am sick.'

Cellular Plan

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Puppy and Kitten.

Persian

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

"Mrs. Tibbles, the vet will see you now."

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."